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| This years Alzheimer's Society annual fair will be a day to remember. |    |
Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , fair , remember , forget , senile - Current Score: 148 - Added: 4 months ago
| Remember when? There was no gun or knife crime. You could let your kids play outside with no fear. There were no hoodies or street scum who terrorised the neighbourhood. Old folk could collect their penisions without being mugged. And little girls would get into your car for a bag of sweets or the promise of seeing some puppies. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged remember , gun , knife , crime , girl , old people , hoodies - Current Score: 99 - Added: 3 months ago
| A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, "remember Leonardo Di Caprio." Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "remember Leonardo Di Caprio." Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "remember Leonardo Di Caprio." I thought, "that's it, I'm going to the Police." I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man. I said, "yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio." | |
Joke by Jimmo, in Celebrity and news events > Leonardo Di Caprio - Tagged bloke , remember , leonardo di caprio , police - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Remembrance Day Lest We Forget. | |
Joke by Hatters_LTFC, in Jokes with no home > Racism - Tagged these people gave their lives , remember , never forget - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
| Well as most of the world remembered the end of WWII today, Americans across the globe struggled to remember the last time they ended a war. | |
Joke by Partridge in a pear tree, in Celebrity and news events > Remembrance Day - Tagged remember , americans , war - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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