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| A wealthy man, a vegetarian, a Muslim woman and an American are walking down the road. A reporter stops them and says, "excuse me, what is your opinion on the unaffordable price of meat?" The wealthy man says, "what's 'unaffordable'?" The vegetarian says, "what's 'meat'?" The Muslim woman says, "what's 'an opinion'?" and the American says, "what's 'excuse me?'" |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged excuse , opinion , meat , reporter - Current Score: 144 - Added: 4 months ago
| A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but what's the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?" | |
Joke by Grunge Pixie, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged animal , reporter , farm , farmer , cows - Current Score: 17 - Added: 10 months ago
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