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| I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special. |    |
Joke by M.S, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged retard , retarded , sex , virginity , special - Current Score: 669 - Added: 1 week ago
| President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh" Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath." | |
Joke by Wigan Lad, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , olympics , retard - Current Score: 184 - Added: 5 months ago
| When I first took her out, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When we first made love, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to marry me, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her if she enjoyed our first wedding anniversary celebrations, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. That's when it finally dawned on me that she was mentally handicapped. | |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged handicapped , marriage , sex , retard , giggle , smile - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you get a retarded kid to kill himself? Give him a knife and ask him who's special. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , knife , suicide - Current Score: 130 - Added: 11 months ago
| What do you call a spastic in a wheelchair? Anything you want, they'll just smile and try to hug you | |
Joke by chuck norris killz, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , retard , retarded , disability , disabled - Current Score: 127 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I live near a remedial school. There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN". That can't be good for their self-esteem... [Jimmy Carr] | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs syndrome , spastic , slow , retard - Current Score: 123 - Added: 9 months ago
| Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. "We're glad to have him back!" said Kevin Keegan. | |
Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Gazza - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , newcastle , retard , football , keegan - Current Score: 107 - Added: 6 months ago
| Did you hear about the cannibal who only ate vegetables? He particularly like the ones with Down's Syndrome | |
Joke by ell, in Jokes with no home > Cannibals - Tagged cannibal , retard , downs syndrome - Current Score: 96 - Added: 2 months ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I've spent the last few days preparing for my audition for The X Factor. My wheelchair's arrived, so now I'm just bonding with my next door neighbour's retarded kid for when I take him along to guarantee my place in the final. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged sob story , retard , the x factor , maxmoore , xfactor - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 week ago
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