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| I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. |    |
Joke by M.S, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged retard , retarded , sex , virginity , special - Current Score: 1178 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| What's black and runs into walls? Jordan's baby. | |
Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind , baby , jordan , katie , price , katie price , wall , walls , run , runs , stupid , retard , retarded , thick , slow , spastic , spaz , fat , black - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do you call a spastic in a wheelchair? Anything you want, they'll just smile and try to hug you. | |
Joke by chuck norris killz, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , retard , retarded , disability , disabled - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl call her dog? Eeeuuuurrrrhhhh! | |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , deaf , dumb , retard , retarded , dog , pet , girl - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man walks over to a woman and her spastic child, and says "Sorry madam, but what's wrong with your kid?" The women responds "He was born with a very serious mental problem, but thank you for showing your concern!" The man replies "Oh i wasn't concerned, I just wondered why the little fucker kept making faces at me." | |
Joke by NickD1, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged child , retarded - Current Score: 47 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
| Isn't it a bit obvious when your enemy sends a threat letter to your house saying, "I know where you live". | |
Joke by Nayim, in Jokes with no home > Threat - Tagged threat , letter , live , enemy , retarded , ironic - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months ago
| The Americans changing the tags of Sickipedia jokes to "Insecure Brits" are, in fact, entirely correct. In the UK we should all feel insecure while there's still some oil under the North Sea! | |
Joke by spish, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , insecure , fat , retarded , bastards - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18." | |
Joke by Titch170601, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , bigger cock , 18 years old , alabama , retarded - Current Score: 1 - Added: 9 months, 19 days ago
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