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| Cultural laws 1) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. 3) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) 4) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) 5) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 6) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) 7) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) 8) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) 9) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I gather this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) 10) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...Not as great as Guam!) |    |
Joke by zitface, in Religion and racism > cultures - Tagged laws , cultures , wtf , retards - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| When I was on holiday in America, in Texas, I noticed a very popular slogan on cars, t shirts, shops, posters etc- simply " Don't Mess With Texas." I must admit, I agree with that. Its wrong to make fun of retards. (HAHA -- Even most Americans agree with this one!) | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Texans - Tagged usa , americans , america , american , texas , retards - Current Score: 69 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| What do you call a bunch of retards falling down a flight of stairs? A freak accident. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retards , spazz - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Olympic Gold medallists may receive fame and glory for their sporting endeavours, but only winners at the Special Olympics get taken to McDonald's afterwards as well. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged spastics , retards , mcdonalds , gold medals - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Everytime I see you, I smile. When you walk, I laugh. When you speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the fuck out of me. | |
Joke by rampant, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged retards , spastics - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don't sell mongs to the public. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos , retards , sell , present , wife , special - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| As an act of charity, I'm setting up a bakery to be staffed by mongoloids and retards. I'm going to call it "Special Kneads". | |
Joke by Mr Gronk, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged retards , spackers , mongs , bakery - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Does Special Branch deal with crimes done by retards? | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged windowlickers , retards , crime - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| An Open Letter To The Hard Of Hearing To whom it may concern. If you believe that I have, upon seeing your hearing aid, been treating you as though you're retarded, I apologise. I thought it was a hands free kit. | |
Joke by pediaphile, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged retards , hands free , mobile phone , deaf - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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