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| 80-year old Betty bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "an elephant?" Betty thinks a minute and says, "close enough." |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged retirement , sex , elephant - Current Score: 307 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| One of my colleagues left the S&M factory last week to retire. We had a whip around before she went. | |
Joke by waspstink, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged sampm , sampm , sado , sadist , whip , porn , sex , sex , retirement , job , factory , colleague , horny , fuck , cunt , rape , pedo - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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