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| A woman's husband comes home pissed up every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie, she sits him in an armchair and gives him a nice shoulder massage. "It's getting late, big boy", she says after a few minutes, "why don't we go upstairs to bed?" "We might as well", slurs the husband, "I'm gonna get a right bollocking when I get home, anyway..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged psychology , reverse , lingerie , husband - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| What do you do if you run over a chav? Reverse, just to make sure. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , car , dead , reverse , kill , murder - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Luckily, they didnt go to waste, they've been repackaged and sold to France. | |
Joke by la_chique, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged tank , reverse , france - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck. Reverse-racism is when you back up. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , truck , reverse , racism - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Bought the wife a new car yesterday,it's called "The Hysterectomy".....she can't fucking reverse it.... | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged car , hysterectomy , reverse , wife - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago
| French tanks have five gears: Four to reverse out of battle, and one forward incase they're attacked from the rear. | |
Joke by deathatureyes, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , cowards , battle , gears , reverse - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
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