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| So the Portugese police have finally closed the case on Madeleine McCann. In a press conference today, Gerry McCann said that they would continue undeterred. He announced that there would be a reward of a million quid to anyone who could find the person responsible for his daughter's disappearance. 200 journalists lunged forward, grabbed Kate and yelled, "found her!" |    |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged kate mccann , gerry mccann , maddie , reward - Current Score: 70 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| I have put up a £5k reward to help catch a paedophile in our town. At times like this, we all have do our bit to help save our communities. Besides, I won't have newcomers working my patch. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , reward , patch - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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