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Joke by Bitch tits, in Jokes with no home > Poem - Tagged rhyme - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months ago
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said simple simon to the pieman, "what have you got there" Said the pieman unto simon, "Er, pies...you cock." | ![]() |
Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged rhyme , pie , retard - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months ago
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged rhyme , mary , too tight - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| Little Miss Druggy sat in a buggy Smoking a pipe of weed Along came a spider Who skinned up beside her And sold her some acid and speed | ![]() |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged drugs , limerick , rhyme - Current Score: 5 - Added: 10 months ago
| There was a young girl from Mauritius Who said that last fuck was delicious But next time you cum Can you cum up my bum Cos that scab on your cock looks suspicious | ![]() |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged fuck , cum , bum , scab , rhyme , cock - Current Score: 5 - Added: 10 months ago
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