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| Mary had a little skirt It was slit right up the sides And every time she wore that skirt The boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt It was slit right up the front But she never wore that one! |    |
Joke by Bitch tits, in Jokes with no home > Poem - Tagged rhyme - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months ago
| To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..! (..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of Chelsea And how they lost the cup They took the game to penalties Then John Terry fucked it up The team all looked like Avram The players were so glum But me I havn't laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said simple simon to the pieman, "what have you got there" Said the pieman unto simon, "Er, pies...you cock." | |
Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged rhyme , pie , retard - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months ago
| Mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole, Johnny couldn't fit it in, his massive manly pole. He greased her up squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit, but nothing seemed to work for him, the dam thing would not fit! So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass, and just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass! | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged rhyme , mary , too tight - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| Little Miss Druggy sat in a buggy Smoking a pipe of weed Along came a spider Who skinned up beside her And sold her some acid and speed | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged drugs , limerick , rhyme - Current Score: 5 - Added: 10 months ago
| There was a young girl from Mauritius Who said that last fuck was delicious But next time you cum Can you cum up my bum Cos that scab on your cock looks suspicious | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged fuck , cum , bum , scab , rhyme , cock - Current Score: 5 - Added: 10 months ago
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