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| Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie. Have you thought about a yellow shovel, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound? |    |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , yellow , ribbon , shovel , scuba , bloodhound , maddie - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A girl comes across a drunken Scotsman lying in a ditch. The Scotsman is fast asleep and the girl decides to take a peek up his kilt to see if the stories are true.She looks,and discovers the stories really are true and that the Scotsman is hauling a whopper. As a joke,she takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it round the Scotsmans todger. A few hours later,the Scotsman wakes up with a hangover and a full bladder.He hitches up his kilt to have a piss and is surprised to see a blue ribbon tied around his dick. "Well laddie,"he says."I don't know where you've been,but i'm mightily pleased to see you won first prize." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged scotland , scot , kilt , penis , hung , ribbon - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| A couple has a dog that sleeps in their bedroom and snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah, right!" she thinks. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his balls. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's balls. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged snoring , dog , ribbon , testicles , drunk , husband - Current Score: 46 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
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