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| When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. |    |
Joke by templett, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged rich , death , father , fortune , widow - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why did so many people turn up to see Barack Obama in Berlin? When they heard a rich black man was coming, they assumed he'd have whores for sale. | |
Joke by tgs, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged berlin , rich , black , must be a dealer , barack obama - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| My wife says I only married her because her dad left her loads of money in his will. She's wrong. I don't care where she got all her money from. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , rich , freeloader , nice - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich? Because it would be fucking pointless stealing from the poor. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Robin Hood - Tagged robin hood , rich , poor - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| A bloke dashes into the bedroom one evening and says to his wife "Oh my God!! I can't believe it! I've got seven numbers! I'm fucking rich! Pack your stuff!!" The wife replies "Fantastic! Where are we going?" "Nowhere. Fuck off." | |
Joke by rainy, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged lottery , wife , rich - Current Score: 16 - Added: 10 months ago
| How to get rich in the credit crunch:- 1. Marry an anorexic 2. Get your wife life insurance 3. Keep telling your wife she's fat | |
Joke by norrth6, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged rich , fat , wife , credit crunch , anorexic - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| The BBC claim these Olympic have done wonders in encouraging children to show an interest in the sports we excel at. I mean, yeah, following our wonderful sailing performance I'm sure the first thing all the kids did was go out and buy racing boats. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sailing , sport , rich , olympics - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| An item on the BBC news website headlined “Men with sexist views earn more” revealed this week that men who displayed reductive and dismissive views of women “consistently out-earn more ‘modern-thinking' men”. And it's just as well, as it can be fucking expensive to get into a bird's pants. | |
Joke by adhesive86, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged bbc , rich , bird , women , sexist , sexism , sex , knickers - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| A rich business man has made a lot of money in the past few years and is feeling he needs to give something back to the community for helping him get where he is. So he decides to give everyone a present. He gets around to most of the people that have contributed over the years, the only people left are the binmen. However, it's the morning of Christmas Eve and he has a very important business meeting, so he gets his stunning wife to give them their presents instead. The binmen arrive to collect the bins and the wife goes out to them and fucks the first one. After a few minutes she then shags the second one and continues till the four of them have had a bit of her pussy. She then goes up to the driver and gives him a tenner. The driver, close to tears, then says, "Wh-Why do all my colleagues get a shag and I only get a tenner?" The wife then replies, "you get what my husband told me to give you! He told me to give the driver a tenner and fuck the rest of the dirty cunts." | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged christmas , rich , business man , stunning , wife , binmen , shag , fuck , present - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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