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| Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged boy , tampax , swim , ride - Current Score: 44 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair? Park and ride. | |
Joke by P45, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged prostitute , wheelchair , disabled , park , ride - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a bike? I don't dump my bike in a river after i ride it. | |
Joke by meegan, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , mccann , madeleine , ride - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months ago
| One day this guy meets this girl and he asks her if she wants to go on a boat ride with him... Sure she replies.. They get to this crossing in the river and he says "Up or down!" She rips off all her clothes and they have fast rough sex! The next day they come to the same point and happily he says "Up or down?" Again she strips and they have sex! Then the next day they come to the same point in the river and the guy says "Up or down?" "Up" she replies He sits there and waits..."Well aren't we gonna have sex?" "OH no...I have my hearing aid turned up now, last time I though you said Fuck or Drown!" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , rough , fast , river , crossing , ride , boat - Current Score: 3 - Added: 11 months ago
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