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| Red riding hood was walking through the forest when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out and said "Take your blouse off so I can suck your tits!". Red riding hood pulls down her knickers lies on the ground and says "Fuck off, eat me like the book fuckin says!!" |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Little Red Riding Hood - Tagged pussy , licking , fanny , cunt , red , riding , hood , wolf , funny , dirty , knickers , panties - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for. The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years." The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd be facing a firing squad!" | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south , african , life , jail , robbery , rape , riding , bike , firing , squad , black , white - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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