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| The University Professor was talking his class through 'double negatives'. He started by explaining that NOT NOT was a double negative and therefore had a positive outcome. "In every language a double negative will have a positive meaning, however there is no language in the world where a double positive has a negative meaning." Just then a voice from the back of the lecture hall was heard to mutter, "Yeah, Right!!" |    |
Joke by milo123, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged double , negative , yeah , right , meaning , lecture - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| Two Wrongs don't make a right. But three rights, make a left | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged right , left - Current Score: 78 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , hand , left , right , lefty , saudi , arabia , saudi arabia , offender , crime , criminal , hand , severed , hands - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged right , always , marriage - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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