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| What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook. |    |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Ripper Hook - Tagged ripper , hook - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Karen Matthews - I mean, where is the Yorkshire Ripper when you really need him? | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged ripper , yorkshire - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months ago
| Peter Sutcliffe took his latest prostitute out to a new cocktail bar in Yorkshire. When the bartender asked her what she wanted, she turned to Peter and said, "Can I have a Screwdriver?" He looked at her for a second and said, "Well, it's a bit of a change for me, but I'm sure I can cope with it!" | |
Joke by FengShuiNinja, in Celebrity and news events > Yorkshire Ripper - Tagged peter sutcliffe , yorkshire ripper , ripper , screwdriver , cocktail , bar , hammer , prostitute , whore , fsn - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The Yorkshire Ripper dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, God opens the door and hits him 13 times with a hammer, and kicks him right in the bollocks. The Ripper bent over in a lot of pain and said, "Why did you do that?" God replied, "When you where on Earth, you killed 13 women. That was a blow for each of your victims." The Ripper says, "Yes, I understand that, but why kick me in the bollocks?" and God said, "For blaming Me!!!" | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Celebrity and news events > Yorkshire Ripper - Tagged yorkshire ripper , hammer , god , heaven , ripper , peter sutcliffe - Current Score: 11 - Added: 7 months ago
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