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| A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!' |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Chickens - Tagged chicken , duck , road - Current Score: 215 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 173 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Have you ever seen these roadside protesters? They camp out all night hoping to prevent the completion of motorways. Well, yesterday one died of a heart attack. His doctor warned him weeks ago but the stupid fucker wouldn't have a bypass. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Motorways - Tagged road , protester , motorway , bypass , heart , attack - Current Score: 114 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged road , trip , car , penguin , flipper , frozen , mechanic , fish - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why did the Germans cross the road? To occupy France. | |
Joke by Racistbastard, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged road , germans - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I was driving through town last week when I saw a big fat American stood in the middle of the road. I ran straight over him. I could have gone around him but I didn't know whether I had enough petrol. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , road , car , american , obese - Current Score: 53 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| What's the difference between a frenchman and a hedgehog? One's a smelly, lice ridden, snail eating creature with no fucking road sense... ...and the other's a hedgehog! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged hedgehog , french , smell , road - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was about to cross a road when this really fat old woman screamed at me from the other side, "please, young man, can you see me across the road?" I shouted back, "I could see you a fucking hundred yards back!" | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged old , woman , cross , road - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| What's the difference between a Ginger and a Dog? I stop when a dog runs onto the road. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , dog , road - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why did the chav cross the road? To start a fight with a complete stranger for absolutely no reason. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , road , why , cross - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
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