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Why are black people so strong?

TVs are getting heavier.
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Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , racist , burglar , burglars , rob , robber , robber , steal , thieves , thief  - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why are black people so strong?

TVs are getting heavier.
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Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , racist , burglar , burglars , rob , robber , robber , steal , thieves , thief  - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

A bank robber walks up to one of his hostages and asks, "Did you see my face?"

The hostage replies, "Yes."

The robber takes aim and shoots the man in the head.

He turns to the next man. "And did you see my face?"

"No, but my wife did!"
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Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bank , robber , wife  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 7 months, 3 days ago

What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?

A burglar.
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Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , house , burglar , thief , robber , steal , stealing  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

A black man walks into a bank wearing a black cap, carrying a large empty black bag.

A few people spot him as he starts walking towards the cashier.

Someone screams and everyone starts to panic.

"Terrorist!", someone shouts.

"Bank robber" another screams.

To this, the black man says, "It's ok, I'm just here to change the bins."
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Joke by drunkenmunkyuk, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged blacks , terrorist , bank , robber  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago

Last year we brought out the hug a hoody campaign.

This time go a step further.

Rim a Robber.
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Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > chavs - Tagged chav , robber , rim , hug  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago

How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?

He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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Joke by Jewbag Hitler, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , robber  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago

Yesterday, a basketball player and a jockey robbed a shop.
The police are searching high and low.
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Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Short People - Tagged short , tall , basketball , jockey , police , robbery , robber , shop , shops  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago

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