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| What's dark and muggy? Brixton. |    |
Joke by stalinism, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , london , robbery - Current Score: 97 - Added: 6 days ago
| Steve and his Jewish friend Hymmie were eating dinner in a restaurant, when suddenly an armed robber burst in and shouted "This is a stick up- I want everyone to give me your wallets right now." At that moment Steve felt Hymmie desperatly pressing something into his hand. Steve whispered " Mate, don't give me a gun- I'm not a hero." Hymmie replied- " Its not a gun, its that 50 Quid I owe you." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , jewish , robbery , owe , gun - Current Score: 64 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago
| Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for. The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years." The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd be facing a firing squad!" | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south , african , life , jail , robbery , rape , riding , bike , firing , squad , black , white - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| When I came home from holiday I had such a good tan.... I thought I was going to rob my own house. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged holiday , tan , robbery - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| One of those Securicor vans was held up in my town this morning... The car in front of it was being driven by a woman. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Women Drivers - Tagged women drivers , securicor , security , hold up , robbery - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you give the scouser that has everything? A court order for robbery | |
Joke by haz, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouser , scouse , robbery , theft - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a desciption of the assailents?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happpened so fast." | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged snail , slug , robbery , mugged - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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