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| What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock? One has got 25 million quid, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings. The other ones a building society. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged mills , mccartney , northern , rock - Current Score: 96 - Added: 4 months ago
| The best thing about being a hunchback is the ability to rock yourself to sleep at night. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Hunchback - Tagged hunch back , rock , sleep - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| A meteor struck Earth and the sole surviving man wakes up to see himself surrounded by hundreds mutated cannibals ready to eat him alive at any second. The man was in shock, and whispered to himself, "Oh my God... I'm fucked." The clouds parted and a ray of light made its way down to where the man was. Gods voice spoke to him saying "No.. you are not fucked, dont worry. Throw that piece of rock in front of you as hard as you can to the cannibal with the biggest head mask." The man hits the Chief of the tribe right on the forehead with the rock. And with that, he collapsed to the floor. God: "Now you're fucked." | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged cannibal , rock , screwed - Current Score: 22 - Added: 11 months ago
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