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| Rocket launches from houston to Mars with two monkeys and an american on board. Houston radios the first monkey and say"adjust oxygen 20%,stop radar and phase to warp factor 3."Monkey 1 replies "ok roger that." Houston then radios second monkey"switch off engine 3,start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravitational throttle."Monkey 2 replies roger that." Houston calls american "feed the monkeys and don't fucking touch a thing!" |    |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged rocket , mars , monkey - Current Score: 216 - Added: 1 year ago
| I Tied A Rocket To My Neighbours Cat Today. Neighbours We're Upset, Cat Was Over The Moon. | |
Joke by S4M-3OUL3Y, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tied , rocket , neightbours , cat , upset , over , moon. - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| I see the that India have just sent up their first rocket to the moon... Just goes to show they really will deliver their takeaways anywhere!! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged moon , india , takeaway , rocket , racist - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Think it's fantastic how the Chinese can now say they've sent an astronaut into space. He's been officially named as Moon-Lan-Din. | |
Joke by r3tard, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Astronaut - Tagged oriental , slitty eyed , chink , astronaut , chinese , rocket , space - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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