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| Which drink do seals hate most? Canadian club on the rocks! |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged canadian club , seal , rocks - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Paddy and Mick are on safari when Mick spots a pride of lions. Without hesitation, he picks up the nearest rock and throws it at the lions. "Stop it, Mick," says Paddy. "Aw, feck em," replies Mick and throws another one. "Fer feck's sake, Mick, stop it" says Paddy. "Aw feck em," says Mick again and throws another, this time hitting the biggest male of the pride right between his eyes. The lion immediately jumps to his feet and starts running towards Mick and Paddy, with the rest of the pride not far behind. Mick begins to run away but sees Paddy not moving. "Paddy, run," says Mick. To which Paddy replies, "why? I didn't throw any rocks." | |
Joke by flipflop, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged lions , rocks , paddy and mick - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| A priest fell over this cliff, and was hanging on with his fingertips, and he looked up and said, 'Lord, can you help me? And a voice said, 'Let go of the cliff, your body will be dashed on the rocks below, and this time tomorrow you will be sat on the right-hand side of God." And the priest said, "Is there anyone else up there who can fuckin' help me?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged priests , god , cliff , fingertips , lord , voice , rocks , hanging , help! - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year ago
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