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| I met this girl in the pub last night and found we had several interests in common. Like 'My Chemical Romance'. Or Rohypnol, as some might call it. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Romance - Tagged rohypnol , girl , chemical romance , rape - Current Score: 189 - Added: 13 hours ago
| Skimpy black dress: £60 Sparkly shoes: £80 Expensive make-up: £45 Nightclub ticket: £10 Seeing the look on her face as she wakes up in a filthy flat, covered in semen, you next to her with a massive grin on your face - priceless. There are some things money can't buy - in which case, use ROHYPNOL. | |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drugs - Tagged slag , bitch , club , dress , shoes , woman , bird , rohypnol , rape , drugs , mastercard , priceless - Current Score: 187 - Added: 3 months ago
| Jesus told us to love everybody. He never said it had to be consensual. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rohypnol , sexual assault , jesus , bible , christianity , love everybody - Current Score: 147 - Added: 5 months ago
| I've been down on my luck with the ladies recently, so I tried using some date rape drugs to improve my chances. They were fucking useless, I just ended up passing out and couldn't remember a thing the next morning. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , date rape , rohypnol , ghb - Current Score: 123 - Added: 5 months ago
| I'm so shit in bed I give women rohypnol after sex so they can't tell anyone. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Rohypnol - Tagged rohypnol , sex , date - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months ago
| Rohypnol is a load of bollocks. I've taken it for the past few weeks and haven't scored once. | |
Joke by Furyswipe, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rohypnol , rape , ruffies , sex , drugs , date-rape - Current Score: 115 - Added: 6 months ago
| See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...Rohypnol(TM). | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged rohypnol , drug , jimmy carr - Current Score: 114 - Added: 9 months ago
| I look forward to Christmas every year, it's the only time I get a real treat. This year I have got hold of some Rohypnol. The Turkey won't be the only bird getting a good stuffing. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Christmas - Tagged rohypnol , christmas , turkey - Current Score: 85 - Added: 2 months ago
| So Mary says to Joseph, "an Angel of the Lord came down and lo, even though I am a virgin, I'm pregnant with the son of God" Proof that Rohypnol existed in biblical times. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged rohypnol , mary , joseph , immaculate conception - Current Score: 77 - Added: 3 months ago
| They say if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything... Personally, I find Rohypnol works better.... | |
Joke by namron91, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rohypnol , dating , date rape , laugh , sayings - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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