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| Vote this up if you would pay to see Christiano Ronaldo fall down a flight of stairs |    |
Joke by SebChelsea, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo - Current Score: 137 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over by his player of the year award. Even though slow-motion replays showed that it clearly never touched him. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged ronaldo , christiano , footy , bowled , pussy - Current Score: 135 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Craig Meehan helped engineer a plot to abduct his step-daughter, Shannon Matthews, and con money out of the great british public. Ah well, never mind! Craig Meehan was found to have disgusting child pornography on his computer. Silly boy, but, what the heck! Craig Meehan appeared in court in a Man.Utd shirt with the name "Ronaldo" on his back. String the goggle eyed little bastard up!!! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , football , ronaldo , craig meehan , man utd - Current Score: 122 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| Why did Cristiano Ronaldo want a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur? Because he heard their strikers were Bent and Keane. | |
Joke by Kersal Missive, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , football , manchester united - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says "doctor every time I look in the mirror I get turned on" the doctor says "I'm not surprised you're a cunt!" | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , cunt , mirror - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| So, Cristiano Ronaldo is set to go under the knife...... Let's hope the knife belongs to the man who butchered the two French students. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , savage death , french students , knife - Current Score: 44 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm not saying Ronaldo is thick but, after his recent escapade with transvestite prostitutes, when his team-mates asked him if he actually enjoyed the blow-job, he replied that it did indeed taste rather odd. | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Ronaldo - Tagged transvestite , prostitute , ronaldo - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months ago
| Apparantly, Ronaldo is sent on average two human turds in the post every day. What I want to know is who is sending the other one? | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged ronaldo , manchester united , shit , crap - Current Score: 24 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| What's the difference between the Newcastle keeper and a taxi driver? A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged united 5-1 newcastle , rooooney , ronaldo , brilliant - Current Score: 5 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
| With Ronaldo on his way to Madrid, Sir Alex Ferguson has announced that he's looking for somebody to replace him. At a press conference he said, "I'm looking for an experienced attacker, someone who doesn't let stubborn defences stop him getting into the box". Top of his list at the moment is John Leslie | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > John Leslie - Tagged john leslie , alex ferguson , manchester united , ronaldo - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
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