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Paddy started his new job as a roofer.

His foreman, Murphy, watched him as he nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away, nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away, nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away and so on.

Murphy asked, "why do you keep throwing dem nails away like dat?"

Paddy replied, "coz half of dem got the points at the wrong end!"

Murphy replied, "well, don't waste dem like dat, save dem for when we do the ceiling inside."
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Joke by pluvius, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged roofer , nails , paddy  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago

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