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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Church of England." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Catholic." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The next man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "The Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, they think they're the only ones here." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged st peter , room , religions , quiet - Current Score: 199 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| I saw that advert for the NSPCC: "My dad comes into my room and makes me do things I don't want to" Just tidy your room you lazy bitch! | |
Joke by kie99, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged nspcc , molestation , room , tidy , lazy kids - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| What's the best part of leaving Auschwitz? Plenty of room on the train. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged aushwitz , train , room , plenty , first capital connect - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I saw two homeless people kissing the other day. I said, "get a room." | |
Joke by zzzzzzz, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged homeless , kiss , room - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "Nooo" he replies, "shhitt's ok, i'm not waiting to come in, i'm waiting to get out" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged bar , open , room , service , hotel , clerk , drunk - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| I went up to the hotel reception tonight and demanded another room. She said to me, "I don't understand, all the rooms are the same." I said to her "I'm not going to argue, just change my room." "Of course sir," she said to me, "but do you mind telling me what's wrong with the room you have now?" "Its fucking on fire," I replied. | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fire , hotel , room - Current Score: -1 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
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