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| It's really bad in Bridgend, I went into Halfords to buy a tow rope and they asked me what size collar I was |    |
Joke by johnboy, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , rope , crap - Current Score: 198 - Added: 9 months, 11 days ago
| Reading the recent feedback from user Girl..x regarding jokes about the Bridgend suicides, I felt very moved and touched. So I have decided to cheer her up. Fancy a kinky threesome? You just bring yourself, love, and I'll bring the rope. | |
Joke by bicycle day, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged girlx , bridgend suicides , kinky threesome , rope - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| Forget winning the Lottery.I'm off to open a rope shop in Bridgend. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , rope , lottery - Current Score: 85 - Added: 9 months, 10 days ago
| I was walking past a mental hospital one day and I saw one of the nutters dragging a piece of rope around. I asked him why he was dragging the rope around and he said, "because I can't push it around you stupid cunt!" Ask a stupid question..... | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged nutter , rope - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| I was telling one of my friends the other day that I knew a few old friends in Wales who were well hung, like niggers. "What, you mean they've got big dicks ?" she asked. "No, I mean they swing from ropes quite well," I replied. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , suicide , niggers , dick , rope , lynching - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| "Hello, is this the suicide helpline?" "Yes, sir. How can I help you?" "Right.. I've got the rope, a chair and some duct tape... I don't know how to make a slip knot." | |
Joke by Pork Dem Yung, in Illness and mortality > Suicide - Tagged hanging , suicide , rope , slip knot , helpline - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The question was, "How do you keep an American in suspense?" May I suggest the traditional rope and tree method? | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged suspense , rope , tree - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Never have sex after 10 pints. The reason? Well, just imagine playing pool with a piece of rope. | |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged sex , beer , alcohol , pints , rope , pool , snooker - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| Dewsbury council under the strain of the Matthews family ordeal have come up with a solution to please everyone. they've arranged a council house exchange for them to Bridgend ,next to the rope factory | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged rope , dewsbury - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| Police have warned young kids in Bridgend. Please remember the bungee rope goes around your feet. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , rope , bungee - Current Score: 1 - Added: 9 months, 7 days ago
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