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Last Valentine's day, I gave my girlfriend a single Rose.

I ate the rest of the box myself.
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Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Love - Tagged rose , valentine , roses , chocolate , moob  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago

What's pink and smells of rose?

Fred West's cock!
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Joke by Fred West, in Celebrity and news events > Fred And Rose West - Tagged fred west , rose , cock  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Rose's are red, violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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Joke by AntiSpy, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged rose , violets , schizophrenic  - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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