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| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, This little piggy went to market. |    |
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , roses , red , blue , violets - Current Score: 215 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you. | |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged hand , roses , violets , me , you - Current Score: 213 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Last Valentine's day, I gave my girlfriend a single Rose. I ate the rest of the box myself. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Love - Tagged rose , valentine , roses , chocolate , moob - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sinks in the kitchen, So why aren't you? | |
Joke by smiddy, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged roses , sexist , woman , kitchen - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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