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| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, This little piggy went to market. |    |
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged blue , red , alzheimers , roses , violets - Current Score: 297 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Roses are red.... Violets are blue... Criminals are black..... Not racist, just true.... | |
Joke by giggly-muff, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , blue , red , nigger , criminals , roses , violets - Current Score: 249 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you. | |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged hand , me , roses , you , violets - Current Score: 248 - Added: 10 months ago
| Roses are daft, Violets are silly, Grease up those flaps, 'Cause here comes my willy. | |
Joke by billybawsacks, in Jokes with no home > Valentines Day - Tagged sex , poem , romance , valentines day , roses , violets - Current Score: 179 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Roses are shit, Violets are poo, I've got Tourettes, So cunt, wank, fuck you. | |
Joke by pally76, in Sex and shit > Valentine - Tagged red , tourettes , roses , violets - Current Score: 152 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Last Valentine's day, I gave my girlfriend a single Rose. I ate the rest of the box myself. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Love - Tagged chocolate , valentine , rose , roses , moob - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year ago
| Roses are dead, The violets are too, If you don't give me head, Then so are you. | |
Joke by cj, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged dead , valentines day , roses - Current Score: 36 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sinks in the kitchen, So why aren't you? | |
Joke by smiddy, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged woman , sexist , kitchen , roses - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months ago
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I fucked your sister, Who was better than you. | |
Joke by kuntfuker, in Sex and shit > Romance - Tagged sex , sister , poem , roses - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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