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| In response to news that Jade Goody has cervical cancer, a spokesperson for Big Brother has said, "it doesn't surprise me, she's always been a rotten cunt." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , rotten , cunt , cancer , big , brother - Current Score: 24 - Added: 5 months ago
| Thank fuck beauty is only skin deep. Otherwise, my girlfriend would be rotten to the core. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , beauty , rotten - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
| These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a warm meal!" | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Tramps / homeless - Tagged bum , tramps , sick , tramp , homeless , meal , food , cat , dead , puke , hurl , bile , warm , cold , smelly , rotten , alley - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
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