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Roy Keane meets Niall Quinn in a pub for a few pints and Roy notices that Niall has brought his dog. So they're sitting there supping away when a man walks up to them and lifts up the dog's tail, then walks off. Niall and Roy looked puzzled, but carry on drinking.
A couple of minutes pass and another guy approaches. He proceeds to to lift up the tail of the dog, has a look and then walks off.
This goes on a few more times, each person lifting up the dog's tail, and then going on their way.
Niall gets sick and tired of it and when the next person is about to do it, he stops him and asks, "What the hell is going on? Why is everybody lifting up me dog's tail?"
The guy replies, "Well there's a man in the lounge telling everybody that there is a dog at the bar with two arse holes". |  |
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