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| A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes. That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a Superman costume. Shouting, he says to his wife, "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black Superman?" The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a Batman costume and he shouts, "you are fucking mad woman. When have you seen a black Batman? Go and change it for something better." The wife is now very annoyed. She returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places three white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole. When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife, "What's this?" The wife responds, "it's so that you can choose your costume: if you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body, you can go as a Domino. If you don't like that, you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit. If you're still not happy, you can stick the pole up you're arse and go as a Magnum!" |    |
Joke by ollie123_4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , rqcist , oreo , magnum , batman , superman , domino - Current Score: 40 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
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