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| A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?" So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged doctor , mole , rspca - Current Score: 944 - Added: 1 year ago
| Girls: If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick - Current Score: 414 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Shut down by the RSPCA. | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged rspca , kangaroo , sheep , animal cruelty , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 147 - Added: 3 months ago
| I saw that Shannon Matthews walking round town all on her own the other day. This really angered me, I hate stray dogs. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged stray dogs , shannon matthews , ugly , slag , dog , bitch , rspca , maxmoore - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months ago
| I got really drunk the other night and ended up fucking this right ugly dog in the middle of the street. To make it even worse, some cunt reported me to the RSPCA. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged rspca , dog , cunt , drunk , fucking , bestiality , maxmoore - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
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