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| A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours. |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > congestion - Tagged lorry , truck , crash , accident , vicks , rub , congestion , walking on the moon - Current Score: 202 - Added: 10 months, 18 days ago
| Got one of those big novelty rubbers today, "For big mistakes" No matter how hard i try, i can't rub my fucking name off the marriage certificate. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , big mistake , rub - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months, 17 days ago
| Two puffs, Rupert And Cecil, are lying in bed together when suddenly Rupert gets a jar of Vaseline and says to Cecil, "can I rub some of this Vaseline into your chest?" Cecil says, "why?" Rupert says "Well, I was reading in this weeks Gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth, and I'd like you to have a masculine hairy chest." Cecil says, "don't be fucking silly, Rupert! You know as well as I do that, if that was true, I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my arse." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , rupert , puff , vaseline , rub , magazine , chest , arse , ponytail - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well if someone woke you up early, rubbed your tits for two hours and didnt shag you, you`d be pissed off too! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Cows - Tagged tits , rub , milk - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My gran was moaning about the cost of fuel and how she hasn't got two pennies to rub together. Silly old cunt, everyone knows it's sticks you rub together to make a fire. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged rub , gran , cunt , fuel , fire - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
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