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| The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber." |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , teacher , love , school , smile , husband , child , rubber - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Now this joke was just posted on sickipedia The Pope is doing a crossword and asks his advisors with help on a clue: 'Four letter, strictly female, last 3 letters: u, n, t 'Aunt' one replies 'Fuck, Of course. Do you have a rubber?' he replies Now if an American was reading this i bet he would be thinking "why does the Pope want a condom?" | |
Joke by bob_bobson, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged rubber , pope , joke , comment - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I asked my wife this morning what she wanted for her birthday. She replied "10 inches with a rubber on the end" So I've bought her fucking lovely pencil | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pencil , dildo , rubber , birthday - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
| A young boy was sitting on a bus, an old man gets on and has to stand, as the bus stops he slips. The boy asked, "shouldnt you have rubber on the end of you stick?" The man replies, "If your dad would have had rubber on the end of his stick you wouldn't be here and I would have a place to sit" | |
Joke by lala1234, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged bus , boy , rubber , stick - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call an Italian with a rubber foot? Ruberto. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged rubber , toe , italy - Current Score: 0 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
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