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Amy Winehouse went to Glastonbury last weekend.

Poor Amy had to wade through dirt, needles, rubbish and people lying around everywhere...

... just to leave her flat.
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Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , glastonbury , dirt , rubbish , junky , heroin , ugly , graham norton  - Current Score: 184 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

R n' B?

rubbish and black?

No, Rubbish Nigger Bollocks!
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Joke by Barclay, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged r n b , music , rubbish , black  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Why is it some people get away with throwing their baby in the recycling bin, but when I put a banana skin in mine the bastard bin men would not empty it?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by saltlamp, in Celebrity and news events > baby in bin - Tagged baby , recycling , bin men , rubbish  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago

An arab woman went down from the 9th floor to throw out some bags of rubbish.
As she threw them overarm into the container, she accidently whipped off her headscarf, which fell into the container.
She leaned over the edge and tried to fish it out. She was half in and half out, when some other Arab came along, saw her fat arse sticking out, whipped her frock up and started givng her one from behind.
Her husband, who had been watching from upstairs, shouted down, "get your fucking cock out of my missus!"
The other guy looked up and said, "I don't know why you fucking binned her, there's still a few good fucks left in her!"
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Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arabs , headscarf , rubbish , bin , shagging  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago

Q. What's the difference between an Abo girl from Redfern, and rubbish in the street?

A. Sometimes rubbish gets picked up.
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , rubbish  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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