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| A man is sitting on a plane waiting to get served for drinks but he notices that the refreshments cart seems to have stopped well in front of him. He looks to the front of the plane where all of the air hostesses seem to be running around after one of the passengers who is bossing them around. When he looks closer, he notices that the passenger is a very rude parrot. "Get me a whiskey now bitch!" screamed the parrot, and she hurried off rather nervously to get it. "Get me some peanuts you whore!" he screamed to another girl, and again in fear of the horrible parrot she rushed off to get some. The man thought to himself that if he tried the same approach as the parrot then he might get served. The next time an air hostess walked past the man shouted, "Hey slag! Get me a beer!" The air hostess instantly burst into tears and ran to the front of the plane and into the cockpit. A few minutes later the co-pilot and several air hostesses walked back out of the cockpit, grabbed the man and the parrot and threw them out of the plane. As they began falling towards earth the parrot turned to the nervous looking man and said, "well, you're a cheeky fucker for someone who can't fly!" |    |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > parrot - Tagged parrot , plane , man , rude , pilot , flying - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year ago
| Do you think it's rude for deaf people to talk with food in their hands? | |
Joke by dandan, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged rude , deaf , food , sign language - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| A man was arrested today by a couple of police officers after being reported for performing rude sexual acts in a public toilet, he only went in to spend a penny , and came out with two coppers!! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged spend , coppers , sexual , lewd , crude , rude , police , toilet - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Banker - Tagged bank , guy , teller , account , rude , money - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Three men are walking down the street by the names of Fucku, Shit and Manners. Anyway a car comes along and runs over Shit, in a panic since they didn't have a mobile Fucku decides to look for help where upon he comes across a policeman. In a rush Fucku says "Help! Help! Shit's just been run over round the corner". Taken aback by this the police enquires "OK... what's your name?" "Fucku" came the abrupt answer... "I beg your pardon?!" "Fucku" again was the answer. Insulted the policeman asked "Where's your manners?" Fucku answered "He's round the corner picking shit off the road". | |
Joke by uddingstonbluenose, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged manners , shit , rude , policeman - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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