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Is it just me or does Wheelchair Rugby just look like Robot Wars ?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged wheelchair , rugby , robot wars  - Current Score: 159 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Leeds United chairman, Ken Bates, has today announced that the club are to merge with neighbouring rugby league team Leeds Rhinos.

The new club will be called Leeds Urinals.
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged leeds , ken bates , rugby , urinals , football  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged wife , wedding night , prostitute , prozzie , hooker , rugby , sex change  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What does the French Rugby team and a guy who bought Tesco value range Viagra have in common?

They both had potential but only managed a semi.
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Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged french , rugby , viagra , tesco  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 1 year ago

The New Zealand Rugby team - known as the 'All Blacks'...
But, when I hear that, I can't help thinking of Arsenal!
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Joke by cal!, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , rugby , new zealand , portsmouth  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Following convicted drug cheat, Dwaine Chambers' successful move into rugby league with Castleford Tigers, another rugby league club has recruited a famous drug abuser.

Amy Winehouse, chewing a wasp, is the new face of Batley Bulldogs.
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged rugby , dwaine chambers , batley bulldogs , wasp , castleford tigers , drug cheat , drug abuser , boogaloo  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago

I took this lass home last night, but I was a bit surprised when she told me before we got started that she used to be a hooker.

I was a bit taken aback, but I told her it was OK, the past was the past.

Then she told me her name had been Dave and she'd played for Leeds Rhinos.
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Joke by mason-murphy, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged rugby , hooker  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago

After watching the Rugby World Cup final I couldn't help but think to myself
"South Africa may have won but at least my country's not infested with AIDS...."
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Joke by SuperTed, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged aids , south africa , rugby  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year ago

Sales of condoms have plummeted in Australia since Saturday, after the England Rugby team proved that to fuck 15 Aussies you only need 1 Johnny!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged rugby , england , australia  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year ago

We are the most successful team at the Paralympics! So, look at it this way... our Football Team, Rugby Team, Cricket Team and Tennis Players may be shite; but our Mongs are the best in the world... doesn't it make you proud to be British?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged mongs , football , rugby , tennis , cricket , sport , british , spazzs  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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