I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"

The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold.

What's black and runs into walls? Jordan's baby.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

You can say what you want about Americans. After all, they're not going to run after you are they?

What do you call a Frenchman killed in battle? The slowest runner.

what do you call 500 white men running down a hill ?? an avalanche what do you call 500 indians running down a hill ?? a mud-slide what do you call 500 blacks running down a hill ?? JAILBREAK

The French Government recently announced that they have made thier army twice as efficient by sewing white flags on the backs of their troops jackets. They can now run away and surrender at the same time.

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

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