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| Two puffs, Rupert And Cecil, are lying in bed together when suddenly Rupert gets a jar of Vaseline and says to Cecil, "can I rub some of this Vaseline into your chest?" Cecil says, "why?" Rupert says "Well, I was reading in this weeks Gay magazine that Vaseline stimulates hair growth, and I'd like you to have a masculine hairy chest." Cecil says, "don't be fucking silly, Rupert! You know as well as I do that, if that was true, I'd have a ponytail sticking out of my arse." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged gay , rupert , puff , vaseline , rub , magazine , chest , arse , ponytail - Current Score: 38 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| Why does Rupert The Bear wear tartan trousers? Because he's a cunt. | |
Joke by tgs, in Jokes with no home > Rupert The Bear - Tagged rupert , the , bear , tartan , trousers , cunt - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
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