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| George Bush spoke out against the invasion of Georgia today saying: "Russia has invaded a sovereign state...such an action is not acceptable in the 21st century." Who said Americans can't do irony? |    |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged george w bush , georgia , russia , iraq , irony , americans - Current Score: 241 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| So Gary Glitter has been released from prison, Russia are invading Georgia, And it looks like we might be heading for another recession, And just when you think it's all doom and gloom, there is a ray of hope... .. At least Jade Goody has Cancer. | |
Joke by Kaine, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , gary glitter , russia , georgia - Current Score: 154 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| In Soviet Russia good jokes vote down Americans. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged russia , america , russian reversal - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Overheard today at the airport check in desk, from a loud American couple- " Ma'm, are you sure it is still safe to fly to Atlanta? Only we hear that the Russians have been attacking Georgia." | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , american , georgia , usa , russia , dumb , airport - Current Score: 81 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I went downstairs this morning and there was a letter on the mat saying "To The Occupier". So I forwarded it to Russia. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged georgia , russia - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are on the run during the WWII, with the nazis hot on their trail. They run down an alley and realise they're stuck in a dead end. However, on the floor, amongst the rubbish are some potato sacks. "Quick!" says the Englishman. "Hide in the sacks." The three men cover themselves just in time when a nazi officer comes striding down the alley, looking for them. "Vot iz zis?" he asked, upon spying the bags. He kicks the first bag with the Englishman in it. "Miaow!!" says the Englishman, in his best imitation of a cat. "Ah, zis' is nothing" says the nazi officer to his colleague. "Just a sack full of ze kitties." He kicks the second bag with the Scotman in it. "Woof!" says the Scotsman, in his best imitation of a dog. "Ah, zis is nothing too. Just a sack full of ze puppies." He kicks the third bag, with the Irishman in it. The Irishman responds with, "Potatoes, Potatoes!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged potatoes , irish , russia - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I see there is a big football match on tonight- Russia V Sweden. Apparantly its got citizens from both nations totally gripped- which would explain why most of London's prostitutes have taken the night off.... | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged london , football , sweden , russia , prostitutes , massage - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| With the tense stand off between Russia and Georgia, France's president today announced an unconditional surrender just in case ! | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged georgia , russia , surrender , france - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia. It's called Tsarbucks. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Russia - Tagged russia , tsarbucks , starbucks , coffee , cafe , shop , tsar - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| Why do the police in Russia travel in threes? They need one who is able to read, another who can write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Russian - Tagged russia , russian , police , intellectual , communism , communist - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
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