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| An undertaker comes home with a black eye. "What happened to you?"asks his wife. "I had a terrible day,"replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.When i got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.Anyway,i find the room and,sure enough,there's this big,naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.So i did what i always do;I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see,"says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?" The undertaker replies,"Wrong room." |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged cooperman , adds , joke , the , book , he , s , reading - Current Score: 68 - Added: 10 months, 24 days ago
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