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| I was sacked from my job today after i was caught having sex with one of my clients. Apparently I will never work in a nursery again. |    |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sacked , job , caught , sex , clients , nursery - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| My boss really is a bastard. He calls me in to his office and says, "You know, I really don't know how we would cope without you..." and just as I get my hopes up he continues, "...but starting Monday we're going to try." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged boss , bastard , sacked , twat - Current Score: 124 - Added: 5 months ago
| It has been reported this morning that the head gardener at the White House has today been sacked. On protesting his innocence, he is reported as saying, "Honestly I did nothing wrong. All I did was to go into the Oval Office and asked if anyone had seen the spade." | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged gardening , sacked , spade - Current Score: 116 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I got sacked from work today. Turns out, Dress Down Day was not what I thought it would be. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged down syndrome , work , sacked - Current Score: 114 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| So I heard that Sikh won the court case to wear a "Kara" bangle in school. So why is it Sikhs and Muslims demand special treatment and insist on wearing things to express their religion? Sure they're good to go when wearing Karas or Turbans, but if I turned up at work in my Jedi costume, I'd get fucking sacked. | |
Joke by Denton, in Celebrity and news events > Sikh Kara Court Case - Tagged sikh , muslim , kara , jediism , courtcase , sacked - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , sacked , job - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
| Went shopping in Woolies today, while there I decided to buy a CD so I picked one out and walked up to the counter. The woman behind it had a face like a smacked arse, so I said to her "Cheer up, love. At least you've still got your job!" Apparently that wasn't the right thing to say... | |
Joke by bigboy, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged woolworths , sacked , shopping - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 days ago
| The local scout leader has been given the chop. In his defence, he said that it wasn't his fault that he couldn't jump high enough to clear the scouts when they were playing leapfrog, it was because he was feeling a bit stiff. | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Scouts - Tagged pack leader , sacked , leapfrog - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| My dad always used to say "fight fire with fire." That's why he got kicked off the Fire Brigade. | |
Joke by nitrokausion, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged fire , brigade , kicked , sacked - Current Score: 5 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| A few weeks ago it was "Sack everyone at the BBC" because of Sachs-gate. Then it was "Sack everyone in Haringsey because of Baby P. Now it's "Sack the Strictly Come Dancing Judges" because of John Sergeant. And then people wonder why unemployment figures are rising again! | |
Joke by killwhitey, in Jokes with no home > Unemployment - Tagged john sergeant , baby p , sachs , sacked , unemployment - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 week ago
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