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What's the difference between Tampax and Saddam Hussein?

One is a string hanging from a cunt...
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein , tampons  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had Kurds in their way!
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Joke by andy_wxm, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , kurds  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago

Great news that the teacher at the centre of the teddy bear row in Sudan, Gillian Gibbons, has been pardoned and freed.
She can't wait to get home to her pet dog, Saddam, and her cat, Osama.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged sudan , teddy , muslim , osama , saddam , mohammed  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year ago

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Paki. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot the Paki twice to make sure he's dead.
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Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged saddam , hitler , paki , shoot  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...

He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total shite on Saturday."

The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."
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Joke by black arrow, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged saddam , british goverment , liverpool  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago

When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot.

His last request was to name his own firing squad:

He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards
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Joke by darylsws, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged saddam , hussein , shot , lampard , gerrard , carragher  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I saw some Saddam shirts on eBay. They're a bit tight around the neck, but they hang well.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How rude! I rang Saddam to wish him a Happy New Year and the bastard hung up!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's Saddam's marital status?

Swinger
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

People were appalled to when they heard that Saddam was hung last night... because the correct term is 'hanged'I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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