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| A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence fell... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?" To which he replied, "Meow!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged sadist , masochist , murderer , necrophile , zoophile - Current Score: 294 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A drug addict, a paedophile and a sadist are talking about what kind of women they like. The druggie says, "I like my women like I like my whiskey: twenty years old and mixed up with coke." "I like my women like I like my soda: a few months old and flat as hell," says the paedophile. "Well," says the sadist, "I like my women like I like my wine: one hundred years old and locked up in a cellar." | |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged sadist , paedohile - Current Score: 238 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| My wife's pissed off. She thinks I'm having kinky sex with her mother. I can see it looks bad, but that isn't why I had the bitch tied up and gagged. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Mother In Law - Tagged never shuts up , mother in law , sex , mother fucker , sadist , gag , kinky - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 day ago
| A sadist and a masochist are in bed. The masochist says, "Hurt me, please, hurt me!" And the sadist says, "No." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged sadist , shit , fuck im bored - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| One of my colleagues left the S&M factory last week to retire. We had a whip around before she went. | |
Joke by waspstink, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged sampm , sampm , sado , sadist , whip , porn , sex , sex , retirement , job , factory , colleague , horny , fuck , cunt , rape , pedo - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago
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