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| A couple want to have a bash at anal sex, but the woman decides to play it safe and seek medical advice first. "Anal sex is perfectly safe," says her doctor, "as long as you take it slowly at first and use plenty of lubricant. And you take care not to get pregnant, of course." "What?" says the woman incredulously. "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" "Certainly," replies the doc. "Where do you think chavs come from?" |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged anal , chav , safe , sex , anal sex , pregnant , buttsex - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| Following the news that Shannon Matthews has been found safe and apparently unharmed, Shannon's mother had this message for Kate McCann..... Na, Na, Na, Na, Na! | |
Joke by hartleys, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , safe - Current Score: 64 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| Safe sex is not telling them where you live. | |
Joke by LEEASP, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , one night stand , safe - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
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