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| this old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver, both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady is again on the car boot-and she passes the same stall when the owner says "How are you getting on with those toilet brushes?" and the little old dear says " Well i'm persevering , but the old man's gone back to paper" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Pensioners - Tagged toilet brush , lady , car boot , sale , paper - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A guy is walking past a driveway and sees a Jamaican putting up a sign that reads "Boat for sale." The man looks but all he can see is a caravan and a jeep. Confused he says to the Jamaican, "Where's the boat, all I see is a caravan and a jeep?" "Yes, mon," replies the Jamaican, "and they're boat for sale!" | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Jamaicans - Tagged jamaican , boat , caravan , driveway , sale - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| MFI are now into administration, yet the THIS WEEKEND ONLY sale still goes on. | |
Joke by Kash, in Jokes with no home > 123456 - Tagged sale , shops , diy , wood , money , cash , credit crunch , finance , administration , bankrupt - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 days ago
| Woolworths are making a last ditch attempt to get out of administration. They’ve set up some stores in America and are advertising a huge "2 for the price of 4" sale. Early signs are that it’s been a huge success. | |
Joke by Bazza2103, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged woolworths , administration , america , dumb , sale , success , advertising - Current Score: 5 - Added: 11 hours ago
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