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| A man was shopping in the men's department at Harrods when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam." She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?" The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet pussy, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...What I ''need'' is a new tie!" |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged sales , woman , pussy , breasts , suck , squeeze - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| I have just had the double-glazing salesman back after two years. He said, "it's been two years and you haven't paid a penny for this double glazing." I said, "you fucking told me two years and it would pay for itself." | |
Joke by whats the point, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sales , money - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
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