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| I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs. And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me! |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Get lost!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money," and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over the hallway carpet. He continued, "And if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat what's left." "Well," the old lady said, "I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because the power got cut off this morning." | |
Joke by templett, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged salesmen , old women - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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