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| All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon. |    |
Joke by hiraeth, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged gm , salmon , food - Current Score: 523 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks. "Of course," says the fishmonger. "Oh good," says the man,"it's his birthday!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Fish - Tagged salmon , birthday , cake , happy birthday - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year ago
| Just as a young man puts a large salmon, he's taken illegally from the river, into the boot of his car, a bailiff comes up and tries to arrest him for illegally fishing. The young fellow explains that he didn't catch the salmon, it's his pet salmon that he brings down everyday to the water to have a swim, and then takes him back home to his tank after his swim. The bailiff is pretty sceptical about the whole thing but the young fellow offers to show the official how he's trained the salmon and together they go down to the water, the young fellow tenderly places his fish into the water, where it swims off into the reeds. They both stand there a few minutes and then the bailiff turns and says, "so how long before he comes back?" And the young fellow says, "until who comes back?" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Fish - Tagged bailiff , salmon , river , illegally - Current Score: 32 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
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