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| A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him." |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged driver , police , drunk , asthma , blood , sample , urine , football , derby county , piss - Current Score: 101 - Added: 10 months ago
| Just got done for drink driving, was taken to police station where I was made to give a urine sample. Copper left sample on counter so I took it. Bastards have now charged me with taking the piss | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged drink driving , sample , urine , police - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year ago
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